Tami: A lovely mommy.
Allison: Fawning coworker.
Shirley: The brand new love of our lives.
I cleaned my office yesterday, including filing, and Tami was completely shocked. My office is as barren as Tami’s womb is unbarren.
Now I need to fill it with nice decorations, like the way a baby decorates a womb. Haha, womb, get it, it sounds like room.
If only there were a registry for things to decorate one’s office. I can make a collage of Tami that I can gaze upon for when she leaves! Or wallpaper it in her photographs.
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Tami is so ready to have this kid already. And NOT just because of the bad jokes!
