This expression can only mean one thing. Actually it can mean a ton of things. Allow me to draw up a list. -“are you done making puns yet?” -“how could ANYONE think pronto’s pizza is as good as mama’s?!” -“allison, you do the worst impression of anyone’s bobbe ever - she’s from Argentina, not Russia” -“I know my grandmother said she’s a comedian, but no, she is not playing in any of nj’s fine comedy clubs.” -“I don’t even LIKE Springsteen, and even I know you can’t insult him like that by mentioning Billy Joel in the same breath” -“no, Allison, I can’t postpone the birth just so you can keep the blog for a few more weeks” -“omg I hope I have a boy because I know you won’t be able to stop going ‘schlemiel, schlemozzle…’ (and fine, if you ever have a daughter, I guess I’m okay if you name her Laverne. But no I’m not moving to Milwaukee!” -“ditto for all ‘airplane,’ shirley jones (and by extension partridge family & oklahoma), and Shirley temple references -“I’ve told you 100 times, yes, if he’s a boy, it is after Isaac Hayes. Shut your mouth Allison — that’s shaft you’re talking about!” -“yeah, I’ll definitely intervene if god tells Harry to climb up a mountain with Isaac if it’s a boy. And you don’t even have to ask Allison, I already know what you’re going to say — yes someday you can name a son Ishmael, I don’t mind” -“is it time to go home yet?” -“is it time to go on maternity leave yet?”

This expression can only mean one thing. Actually it can mean a ton of things. Allow me to draw up a list.

-“are you done making puns yet?”

-“how could ANYONE think pronto’s pizza is as good as mama’s?!”

-“allison, you do the worst impression of anyone’s bobbe ever - she’s from Argentina, not Russia”

-“I know my grandmother said she’s a comedian, but no, she is not playing in any of nj’s fine comedy clubs.”

-“I don’t even LIKE Springsteen, and even I know you can’t insult him like that by mentioning Billy Joel in the same breath”

-“no, Allison, I can’t postpone the birth just so you can keep the blog for a few more weeks”

-“omg I hope I have a boy because I know you won’t be able to stop going ‘schlemiel, schlemozzle…’ (and fine, if you ever have a daughter, I guess I’m okay if you name her Laverne. But no I’m not moving to Milwaukee!”

-“ditto for all ‘airplane,’ shirley jones (and by extension partridge family & oklahoma), and Shirley temple references

-“I’ve told you 100 times, yes, if he’s a boy, it is after Isaac Hayes. Shut your mouth Allison — that’s shaft you’re talking about!”

-“yeah, I’ll definitely intervene if god tells Harry to climb up a mountain with Isaac if it’s a boy. And you don’t even have to ask Allison, I already know what you’re going to say — yes someday you can name a son Ishmael, I don’t mind”

-“is it time to go home yet?”

-“is it time to go on maternity leave yet?”

October 9, 2009  

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