It looks like some combination of the chicken dance, the electric slide, the cha cha slide, and the alley cat! (or in my case, Allie cat.) We hold big parties to mark anniversaries of births, comings of age, scholastic advancement, joining in wedlock — why not when we’re born?! I mean, the bris does not count — taking a whack at an infant’s pee pee (the first of many, har har, SO wrong) does not in ny mind induce cause to celebrate. It induces cause for bandaging. As for baptisms (not that we’re Christians anyway), I saw the godfather, and that looks scarier than even a bris. So, practice your celebratory dances, tami, because we’re having a huge party in your hospital room next week. I’ll bring the boombox, complete with all the classic party hits!

It looks like some combination of the chicken dance, the electric slide, the cha cha slide, and the alley cat! (or in my case, Allie cat.)

We hold big parties to mark anniversaries of births, comings of age, scholastic advancement, joining in wedlock — why not when we’re born?!

I mean, the bris does not count — taking a whack at an infant’s pee pee (the first of many, har har, SO wrong) does not in ny mind induce cause to celebrate. It induces cause for bandaging.

As for baptisms (not that we’re Christians anyway), I saw the godfather, and that looks scarier than even a bris.

So, practice your celebratory dances, tami, because we’re having a huge party in your hospital room next week. I’ll bring the boombox, complete with all the classic party hits!

October 29, 2009  

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